Mathemetical

MATHEMETICAL

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in a rectangular parallelepiped moving along a line representing
an integral solution of the second-order differential equation:

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y+PPTB(x)y +S =84

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two homoids

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(of which only one, the homoid A, manifests a cylindrical element of length L>N encircled by two sine waves of period immediately below its crowning hemisphere)

cannot suffer point contact at their lower extremities without proceeding upon divergent courses.

The oscillation of two homoids tangentially to the above trajectory has as a consequence the small but significant displacement of all significantly small spheres tangential to a perpendicular of length I < L described on the supra-median line of the homoid A's shirtfront.

HAIKU
HAIKUUU
HAIKU

summer s long neck

plait hat toes abuse retreat

station button friend

Psst!
h'm!
ah!
oh!
hem!
ah!
ha!
hey!
well!
oh!
pooh!
poof!
ow!
oo!
ouch!
hey!
eh!
h'm!
pffft!

WELL!
HEY!
POOH!
OH!
H'M!
RIGHT!

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Wurn dayee abaout meeddayee Ahee got eentoo a buss ouich ouoz goeeng een ze deerekssion off ze Porte Champerret. Eet ouoz fool, nearlee. Ahee got een all ze sahme ahnd Ahee saw a mahn een eet oo ahd a lorng neck ahnd a aht ouiz a sorrt off playted streeng round eet. Zees mahn got ahngree ouiz a shahp oo ouoz trreeding ohn eez toes, ahnd zen ee ouent ahnd saht daoun.

A beet lattere Ahee saw eem again een frronnt off ze gare Saint-Lazare ouiz a dahndy oo ouoz ahdveesing eem to move eez ohverrcowat bouton a leetle beet ayere urp.

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ethay optay uttonbay ofyay ethay overyayoatcay inyay estionquay.

the bus .full

the heart

empty

the neck

long

the ribbon

plaited

the feet

flat

flat and flattened

the place
vacant

and the unexpected meeting near the station with its thousand extinguished lights

of that heart,
of that neck,
of that ribbon,
of those feet

of that vacant place,
and of that button.

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Lot of clots! Today round about midday (goodness it was hot, just as well I'd put odorono under my arms otherwise my little cretonne summer dress that my little dressmaker who makes things specially cheaply for me made for me would have had it) near the Parc Monceau (it's nicer than the Luxembourg where I send my son, the idea of getting alopecia at his age) the bus came, it was full, but I made eyes at the conductor and got in. Naturally all the idiots who'd got numbered tickets made a fuss, but the bus had got going. With me in it. It couldn't have been fuller. I was terribly squashed, and not one of the men who had a seat inside dreamed of offering it me. Ill- mannered lot! There was a man beside me who was quite smart (it's the latest thing, a plait round a felt hat instead of a ribbon, I'm sure Adam must have written up this new fashion), unfortunately his neck was too long for my liking. Some of my friends claim that if one part of a man's body is bigger than the average (for instance a nose that's too big) it's a sign of marked capacities in another direction. But I don't believe a word of it. In any case, this gentlemanly creature seemed to have the permanent fidgits and I was wondering what he was waiting for and when he was going to say something to me or extend an exploratory hand. He must be shy, I was thinking. I wasn't so wrong at that. Because all of a sudden he started to pick on another man who looked horrible anyway and who was purposely treading on his toes. If I'd been that young man I'd have punched him on the nose but instead he quickly went and sat down the moment he saw a vacant seat and what's more it didn't occur to him for a single moment to offer it to me. The things that happen in the country of Gallantry!
A bit later, as I was passing the gare Saint-Lazare (this time I had a seat) I caught sight of him arguing with a friend (quite a nice-looking boy I must say) about the cut of his coat (extraordinary idea to wear an overcoat on such a hot day but it does make you look correctly dressed of course). I looked at him but the idiot didn't even recognise me.

BUS CROWDED STOP YNGMAN LONGNECK PLAITENCIRCLED HAT APOSTROPHISES UNKOWN PASSENGER UNAPPARENT REASON STOP QUERY FINGERS FEET HURT CONTACT HELL ALLEGED PURPOSELY STOP YNGMAN ABANDONS DISCUSSION PROVACANT SEAT STOP 1400 HOURS PLACE ROME YNGMAN LISTENS SARTORIAL ADVICE FRIEND STOP MOVE BUTTON STOP SIGNED ARCTURUS

The bus arrived bulging with passengers.

Only hope I don't miss it, oh good, there's still just room for me.

One of them

queer sort of mug he's got with that enormous neck

was wearing a soft felt hat with a sort of little plait round it instead of a ribbon

just showing off that is and suddenly started hey what's got into him

to vituperate

the other chap isn't taking any notice of him

reproaching him for deliberately treading

seems as if he's looking for trouble but he'll climb down on his toes.

But as there was a free seat inside didn't I say so he turned his back and made haste to occupy it. him for deliberately treading

YEAH